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Tsonga jokes

1 Akuri na muyisa un'wana anga nghenela hi matsotsi,ahaku heta kuhlamba,hi loko ahuma a tsutsuma anga mbalaki,laha maporisa yan'wana manga hlangana na yena,va ehleket ku mfana loyi wapenga,van'wu teke vanyu yisa laha kungana swipengo, ite aha tshamile na swipengo swinwani swimbirh, lexi nwana axikha xi phasi ti hlapfi endzen ka xikotela ,hi loko mfana luya axi vutisa aku u phasi tingani tihlapfi. xipeng xi hlamula xiku wanya kam,uhleketa ku tihlapfi takoho tita tihuma hikwini landzeni ka xikotela,

2 Akuri na mkhegula yinwan so,ayi tshama na tukul wa yna wa xinuna.n ava tlel rumin ynwe.then one day ku vhak xinhwanyetan xnwan.then lok ku fka karh wo tlel kokwan va rhurhel dat grl embedwen vna va tlel hasi na tukul wa vna.se lok vatlel lowa jaha anavel muyen luy,aku plan iyin!! Agonya mbedwa alanda sesi luy wa miyen.lok rixa kokwan va vna bot luya ari mbedwen,#hku hlundzuk#se swilo yini manjhe? Jaha riku ,eh ka kokwan nilowa.

3 Read this carefully.... A pastor was traveling Last week, he saw an old man, and gave him a lift. While they were going, the old man said; my son, do you know what happened in Heaven last night? The pastor was so terrified and hurriedly parked and asked; Sir, are you sleeping? How did you get the information about Heaven? The Old man said; last night in Heaven God became very angry with man and asked the Angels to blow the trumpet. The angels picked up the trumpets and as they were about to blow it Jesus fell down and began to plead in tears. The blood that came out of His hands and body were very fresh. He told God that His death shouldn't be in vain. God couldn't stand the pains of the saint and the wickedness of the evil ones. So He said; "AM GIVING THEM THEIR LAST CHANCE.". Jesus then turned to the angels and told them to move down in their numerous numbers to tell the world that "THE END IS NEAR, JESUS IS COMING VERY SOON". The pastor (sweating and crying) asked; sir, how did you know this?. The OLD MAN replied; I am one of the Angels sent to the World. Please use every medium of communication to send this message. No time to waste, Please! And the old man disappeared. Brethren, this story is real, Christ is coming Soon. Please REPENT. I beg of you. Please pass this message round. Copy and paste it, share it, call, email and text it. PLEASE SAVE A SOUL TODAY. Have done my part, it's now your turn to spread the Gospel. No wealth can be compared to life everlasting in Heaven.

4 Kute siku rinwana nsati wa hoxani a kombela nuna wa yena hoxani leswaku a nwi hluvela ticondzo loko yena aha sweka vuswa coz a karhele siku rero..Hoxani dyo landzula dyi chata ka fb dyambu rize rinyumpela.siku rero avadyi felangi mona hoxani vadyi phamerile vuswa na xixevo dyidya...siku leri landzelaka hoxani loko dyi ya ntirhwen dyi sukile na xikhafithini lexi adyi longele hi nsati wa kona loko ku fika nkarhi wo dyidya dyi pfurile xikhafuthini dyi kuma vuswa na xipapilana lexi axitsariwe leswi landzelaka..NITE MIHLUVA TICONDZO TOLO MAHA YENGA HI INTERNET SE GUGULANI NA XIXEVO Hoxan Dyi fainter

5 Hoxani Kute siku rinwana hoxani dyiri classin dyikha dyi tsalai xikambelo kufikele kunwana laha vanga tsala kuri WRITEi TRUE OR FALSE -Bob Marley Was The Reggae Music Singeri ivi hoxani ku vona sweswo dyo tsala kuri TRUE OR FALSE mudyondzisii loko atava amakile avitana hoxan vitana staff room kuri ku twisisi..i Mudyondzisi hoxani why unga hlawulangi xinwe ka true or false?i Hoxani dyi hlamurile dyiku mudyondzisi mina ani landzelela instruction. i Laha vangate write true or false.marha ku bob marley ari i xiyimbeleri xa reggae ani switiva ani landelela instruction.. Thicara ri fainter
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