Friday, September 22

Mahlatse Ramatseba

Miss Kanyi Mbau: Zuma is my new blesser and he pays me R250.000 per session

South Africa’s controversial ‘blessee’ ,Kanyi Mbau who is well known by dating sugar dadies has made headlines once again as she revealed that the President of south africa , Mr Zuma is her new blesser.

Kanyi Mbau told our source that one of the reasons she loves President Jacob Zuma so much is because the president loves p_unani and she loves money.So you might have realised that positive and negative attract each other.

Kanyi added  that the president is of the opinion that she is the greatest ever in bed. He is said to be especially pleased and awestruck by her exceptionally tight puna_ni ..’ I am very expensive because I offer a unique, out of this world package, I’m so tight down there”, said Kanyi smiling,

Efforts to get a comment from Zuma were fruitless at the time of writing this satirical piece.

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