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1 kunwe kutukana kwo buya kwa vunda record chykoloni cha Gubukubu musi mudedzy wakho wa History bory hudiwe na zwi2 zwa kale kwone kwa hwala miako muc kuchy budziswa ury y kuchiry ndiba kale kwary ndi nga ury ndi ex ya Yeso. .ndikhou tangana na lujonngo nga uri ubva dzi 15 uswika dzi 17 ndandigai ndikhouitani ndari ndandi (brain)ndikhou braya nama nga brai stand ndari inwi naniga ari ovha amunyanyani akhou braya na nama nga (nyanya stand)

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2 Mukalaha vho lovha vha sathu zekana na mufumakadzi wavho,mufumakad zi vha jia vha thukula vhudzimu vha phula buli kha luvhondo lwa bedroom he duvha na duvha vhaya vhadi thusa munna wa nextdoor a vhona zwe musadzi vha ita a swika a visa zwo nambetedziwaho luvhondoni a panga zwawe vhusiku honovha musadzi vhada na lufhanga vha thukula vhe- daddy rikho muvela kha room ntshwa

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3 Zwothoma ndikho soko ditshimbilela, ndi tshito bvelela kha bada yoya Musanda, ha mbodi bvelela munwe nwana wa vhudi blind, we ndavha nditshi mufuna mara ndi tshito mushona, houla nwana a soko smiler, nda murwa nga smile tsha mupengo a dada, Ari "ni khoya gai?" ndari "nda khoda ha hawe!" A setshelela ari "inwi nia penga wee, sa lini?" Nda musedza matoni, Ndari "aribve badani riyo imela hafhala fhasi ha muri" Uto swika fhasi ha muri, ri tshito sedzana fhedzi, ambo didi latela kha nne, nda mutendela zwothe zwine a khodo ita, a kwatamisela thoho yanga khae a nhevhedza, mara nda sipfe uri ori mini cz hovha huna mimuya nyana, A disa mulomo wawe kha wanga, ra mamana lusa kondelelei, Nda thoma u muphuledzekanya hothe nakha Madamu, nditshi tsela na Tshipakoni, A thoma u nukala, na Nne hangeno fhasi nda ipfa yoto ndiii, Nda gonyisela rokho yawe ntha, Nda mukwatamisa a mpfuralela, Nda musendedzela tsini, ndi tshiri ndia i..., aah Alarm yambo divha ikho nkarusa eish. Miloro nayo hey!

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4 NNDAAA!! HEINO PAGE I KHO U TODA ZI ADMIN MBILI, ZA MBEU INWE NA INWE!! Fhezi admin za hone zitea u ita zwitevhelaho. {1}U RUMELA JOKES MBILI ZO TAMBAHO, ZINE A ZONGO TO U TSWIWA KHA INWE PAGE. {1}ADMN ZA HONE ZI FANELA UVHA ZI VHATHU VHA NO U KONDELELA, NA U KONA U TSHILA NA VHATHU, NGAURI VHATHU VHA ASITA. {3}ADMIN ZA HONE HU TEA U VHA HU VHATHU VHANE A VHA DZHENI KHA FACEBOOK NGA U KHWAKHWARUDZHA. {4}ADMIN ZA HONE ZI TEA U VHA ZINA TSHIKILI TSHA U AMBA NA VHATHU, HUSI NGA NDILA YA U SEMA VHATHU, NA U NWALA MATAMBA. {5}ADMINS ZA HONE ZI TEA U VHA HU VHATHU VHA NO DIVHA FACEBOOK U VA NA U DZHENA. {6}ADMINS ZI TEA U VHA VHATHU VHA NO U SHUMISA LUAMBO LWO KUNAHO.

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5 Ndovha ndo siya foun yanga ha Majasi..ndi tshi swika hayani nda zwi humbula uri ndo hangwa founu yanga. Ndi tshi humela ha Majasi nda wana o khuba o kwata lu ofhisaho. Nne nda thoma nga u dzhiya founu yanga..ndi tshi i sedza nda wana ina 50 MISSED CALLS dza Majasi.. Nda muvhuzisa uri ndi ngani no kwata?? Majasi ari ndo kwatela uri ndo ni founela lunzhi-lunzhi ni sa fari founu..ndi tshi kho u toda uni vhudza uri no siya founu!! Thongo tsha fhindula ndo mbodiva nda tuwa!Ndovha ndo siya foun yanga ha mujou..ndi tshi swika hayani nda zwi humbula uri ndo hangwa founu yanga. Ndi tshi humela ha mujou nda wana o khuba o kwata lu ofhisaho. Nne nda thoma nga u dzhiya founu yanga..ndi tshi i seza nda wana ina 50 MISSED CALLS za mujou.. Nda muvhuzisa uri ndi ngani no kwata?? MUJOU ari ndo kwatela uri ndo ni founela lunzhi-lunzhi ni sa fari founu..ndi tshi kho u toda uni vhuza uri no siya founu!!

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