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Tuesday, June 13


Lesedi from Generations and Pretty of skeem saam fight over a man on valentine

Lesedi from Generations and Pretty of skeem saam fight over a man - about who got the best valentine gift 

The beautiful natural beauties on our screens have the most innocent characters and their characters have a lot in common.

They are both high scholars and live under strict homes with strict parents.

They have both had troubles with crushing on older men and it seems like their much alike life style on our screens has drawn them closer to each other as they ended up dating the same guy.

The two recently found out that they are seeing the same guy and instead of them leaving him they both started throwing shades at each other.

The first fight was about who would win the guy all to themselves and this morning it had been reported that they fought about who got the best valentine gift. The guy must be doing something right that this two beauties refuse to leave him.

The man they are fighting over hasn't been disclosed yet but he sure is one lucky chap.
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Sunday, April 23


ZCC prophet challenges lions after trying imitate daniel from bible

ZCC prophet challenges a lion after trying imitate daniel from bible

A Zion Christian Church prophet who was filled with the Holy Spirit recently ‘challenged’ a lion to do battle in the Kruger National Park.
Prophet Alec Ndiwane who is based in the Pretoria Soshanguve was with fellow church members in the Kruger National Park where they were watching animals.It is believed the prophet went into a trance and started to speak in tongues. Ahead of them was a lion pride busy eating their impala.

Alec must have thought he was the biblical Samson as the prophet opened the car door and went charging towards the lions. Upon seeing the man running towards them, the lions could not believed that manna was coming straight from heaven and instead ran towards the prophet.
Alec must have then come to his senses as he quickly realised this was not going to end well and made an immediate turn and ran back to safety. But before he could safely reach the confines of the car, one lion had snapped its paws on him thus causing major damage to his toilet sitting tool. Also thanks to the game ranger who was near who fired some shots with his gun to scare the lion away.
So severe was the lion paw injury that Alec had to be rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. The man was fearing he would lose his bum but the doctor’s assured him he would still have his left bum intact.
“I do not know what came over me’, Alec confessed, ‘I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show his power over animals. Is it not we were given dominion over all creatures of the earth’, Alec added.
Alec was eventually stitched up and discharged after spending the night in hospital.
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Breaking: My twin brother sl3pt with my wife

My twin brother sl3pt with my wife

Having an identical twin has is advantages and disadvantages. As teenage boys we were very reckless and care free.

We did the most cruel and crazy things for each other. One of the cruel things would be swaping for s**.

He would sl3ep with all the girls I'd manage to bring home and I'd sleep with those he would manage to bring without them noticing a single thing. He would hit then say he is going to get some water then swap with me.

We were so close and never did I think that he would ever do such a thing to me. I pissed him off when I changed the game cos I eventually found love and marry.

I know he was very angry at me for changing but I didn't think he would ever stoop as low as sle3ping with the woman I love and married.

How could my wife have not been able to tell that it wasn't me? I'm done with the both of them for good.
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Saturday, March 11


Mermaid found in Limpopo believed to be Dineo

Video of Dineo the mermaid Dead in Limpopo Giyani released

A strange looking creature was washed ashore after heavy torrential rains caused by Cyclone Dineo in Limpopo over the past week. Villagers woke up to find the breathing creature just outside of the Limpopo River banks.
Footage of the creature have gone viral and it is believed government scientists converged on the scene and took it to an undisclosed location. A villager said  “I was going out to fetch my cattle in the morning after the rains and I saw this creature. It was breathing and looked very scary. I ran for dear life”.

The creature, which some locals say is a mermaid, has a very long tail, fins and human arms. Some locals also said the mermaid is actually Dineo. ” We have been praying to our ancestors that Dineo stops and they killed her. We are very happy about that,” said a villager.
Locals in the village are believed to have celebrated the death of Dineo by having a party to thank the ancestors.
A government official refused to comment on where the creature was taken to.

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Wednesday, March 1


Zodwa wabantu release her first home made punani video to raise funds to shoot a movie

Zodwa wabantu release her first home made punani video to raise funds to shoot a movie

There are a thousand ways to raise funds but nothing sells quicker than  a good self taken punani video.

Most men and some women enjoy watching such videos. One man we spoke to said a clean and shaved punani video brings life into his p@nts.

He has been having trouble with getting his m@nhood up for sometime but the minute he laid his eyes on Zodwa's video everything came to life in a heart beat.

The video is said to help raise funds for a movie she'd like to work on before the end of 2017 and so far it's been selling in a speed of a rabbit.

People will always have something to say whether you do good or bad so Zodwa was anti has no "bazothini" syndrome.

Wishing you the best with the movie and we know it's going to be an award deserving movie. Make us proud wabantu.

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Monday, February 20


Dineo Storm the mermaid found Dead in Limpopo Giyani

Dineo the mermaid found Dead at Giyani

Dineo has died - Dineo dead in giyane - Dineo cyclone found dead

Last week we were expecting a very big eruption in some parts of the countries.

A tropical cyclone named Dineo was said to be hitting Limpopo and all the Northern and western side of the countries.

But when Limpopo was said to be one of the provinces which will experience the cyclone a lot of people on the social medias made jokes out of it saying it's taking a chance because nobody messes with Limpopo as it's famous for its black magic.
Apparently the Limpopians weren't hit as hard as expected by the cyclone because it was not a cyclone but a mermaid after all.

The mermaid was found dead in Limpopo at Giyane.

No one seems to know what could have caused the death of the very feared creature but most keep saying Limpopo is no match for any evil.

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